The Strange Days of Our Future
Roberto Maelpus did not like what was going on. Since the dramatic advent of the age of the virus in 2020, things; at first, went downhill at a fairly moderate pace, but at the start of 2021 after the mass global civil disobedience scared the dying shit out of the newly formed International Council for Global Reform, (ICGR, also known as the Incompetent Cunts of Gyrating Rodents by the now so called Terrorists Incapacitating Totalitarian Society or TITS); things started degrading much, much faster, basically at the speed of wet shit on a warm day sliding down a vertical semi-frozen ice sculpture of Lady Liberty, melting like a once first class ho being annihilated by demon cocks in Hell.
That was the opening paragraph of my latest project which will unfold as described below:
Your name will be added at the end of the 1000 words you helped sponsor. You can also name any business enterprise, political party, charity, celebrity, romantic interest or ideological institution you would like to support. You can sponsor any amount from $ 1 dollar upwards. You can even sponsor a few thousand words, or the whole project which will be completed at exactly 100 000 words. When this project is finished a limited amount of copies will be printed out as hard copies and distributed as a limited edition novel and sent to the individual sponsors that would like to own a hard copy; AT COST).
An audiobook version will also be released bit by bit as the project progresses on the website and as a podcast.
THE PROCEEDS OF THIS PROJECT WILL GO TOWARDS FUNDING A ROADTRIP THROUGH SOUTH AFRICA IN WHICH I WILL DO VLOGS OF THE PLACES I VISIT AND PODCASTS WITH INTERESTING PEOPLE I MEET.